Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!

Q: What do you call a cold ghost?
A: casp-burr!

Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.

Q: If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!

Q: What do you call a cat on ice?
A: One cool cat.

It Was So Cold That…
We had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

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