Q: What do you call ten rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet

Q: Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
Because he liked cool music.

Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow

Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.

Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a wolf?
A: A brrrr-grrr.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In a snow bank.

Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together.

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: How did Jack Frost get to work?
A: By icicle.

Q: What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A: A cold.

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