Why did the girl eat her homework? 

Her teacher said it was a piece of cake. 

What did the nut say when it got a cold?

Cashew. 

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert? 

She was stuffed. 

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? 

Finding half a worm. 

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? 

A power plant. 

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? 

Because they are fungis. 

What do English teachers eat for breakfast?

Synonym Buns. 

How much do dead batteries cost? 

Nothing. They are free of charge. 

Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the Alphabet? 

They got stuck at C.