A plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde from Economy class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in First Class and she won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back and tries to explain to the blonde that she only paid for Economy and she needs to go back to her seat.
The blonde replies, " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he should probably have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? Let me handle this. I'm married to a blonde and I speak blonde."
He goes back to the woman and whispers in her ear. She gets up and says, "oh I'm so sorry" and returns to her seat in Economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her First Class wasn't going to Toronto."
(Sorry to all my blonde friends)